May 2013
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May 19th
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May 17th
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May 13th
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Hercules is definitely the sassiest Disney movie...
wild-hearts-run: First off your leading lady is all curvy and snarky. Second your villain is sarcastic and pissed off all the time. Then you literally have a chorus of these sassy bitches. Calling Meg out on her shit, “like nah uh girl, we know you’re lying! You got it bad for that boy.” Then you got the super sassy god of sass, Hermes. In conclusion, Hercules is one of my...
May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 9th
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*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me: *Sneezes*
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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When people get judgy about my choice to become a...
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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rabioheab: william shakespeare hasn’t come out with a new play in a while did he retire or something
May 5th
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May 3rd
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May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2013
91 posts
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Apr 29th
thats-slightly-raven: feistie: thats-slightly-raven: I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT. maybe if you’d go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn’t happen :) OH I’M SORRY IT’S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE...
Apr 26th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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kawehiolaiku: lets go to the club and pop our pussies
Apr 23rd
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Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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“Adam was the direct handiwork of G‑d. No other human being could ever be as...”
– Based on letters and talks of the Rebbe, Rabbi M. M. Schneerson The rebbe just hit me with some major realness. (via bashefierce)Re
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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The worst thing is not when you get yelled at by your friend, but when your friend has nothing to say
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Apr 16th
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missroxirocket: yourbones: somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent? Nailed it. A+ post would read again
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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georgeshelly: THE NEWS JUST SAID IF U LIVE IN BOSTON THEN PLEASE VISIT A HOSPITAL AND ASK IF THEY NEED A BLOOD DONOR THEY ARE DESPERATE 18+ SPREADTHEWORD
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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