July 2011
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Math is the only place where I hear a person...
“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“ “I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?” DIABETES, MAYBE??? Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts . 
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Having Mom Over For Dinner
You don’t even have to be a mother to enjoy this one…  Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian’s mother couldn’t help but notice how beautiful Brian’s roommate Jennifer was. Brian’s Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.  Over the...
Jun 23rd
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Jun 21st
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WatchWatch
kawehiolaiku: lets go to the club and pop our pussies
Jun 21st
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Fuck Yeah Being Jewish: Shabbat Shalom and Charity... →
fuckyeahbeingjewish: Wow! What a craaazaaayy week!! Hope you are all ready for another Shabbat of rest :D Shabbat is also a day to thank G-d for what we did for us, what is a better way of thanking him than making a difference in the lives of others!! Charity of the week: Invisible Children War. It’s the word everyone hears almost every day.  But, many of us do not understand the true meaning...
Jun 18th
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Anonymous asked: you are so prettyy,,
Jun 17th
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I am hungry and we keep no mother fuckin food in the house. alskkdfdsfhjehwonldknsakjjkaljweeoprwiornfsjknsdjkdgshjkdgshjkadgs
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yourecuterthanaguineapig asked: nooo i dont hahaha i made one instead :)
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First day of high school; last hour; world history...
Maddi~ Oh my gosh guys!! We are all in the same class!!! Alex, Jamie, sit over here with us!!!!!!
Alex *me*~ Maddi!!! Jamie!!! Finally we have a class together!!! Ughh I am so hungry, do you have any food?
Jamie~ Nope, sorry
Zoe~ I'm hungry too. Maddi I need foooood!!!!
Maddi~ I have a peach
Me+Zoe~ Yumm. Lets all share it.
Me~ we can pass it down the table like a bunch of freaks at Thanksgiving
Maddi~ **takes bite and passes it to Zoe** GUYS WE ARE SO DAMN COOL
Zoe~ **takes bite and passes it to me** Yeahh!!!
Me~ **takes bite and gives it back to Zoe** So, who is our teacher? Mr. Flaheredity or Mr. Flahairoty?
Jamie~ Mr. Fla-her-i-ty you dumb ass!!
**WE ALL LAUGH AND JOKE AROUND WITH THE PEACH**
===Door slams and Mr. Flaherity walks in with a stern look===
Mr. Flaherity~No food in my class; **points to Jamie** You, sit over there and shut up
Zoe~ Oh my gosh, I can't stop laughing
Me~ SHHHH!! He is going to kill us!!
Maddi~ Guys, where is my peach?
Zoe~ In Alex's lunch bag
Me~ FUCK YOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!??!?!
>>>The class that brought us together
Jun 14th
huskyenthusiast-deactivated2011 asked: waaaaaaait, are you from houston?!
Jun 14th
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yourecuterthanaguineapig asked: oh thats so cool!!!! mine was part of a bnei mitzvah israel family tour thing. it was at masada at sunrise :) so beautiful <3
Jun 14th
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yourecuterthanaguineapig asked: hey!!! i just wanted to say i love your blog!!!!! and i also had a bat mitzvah in israel in 2009 :) lol where in israel was yours?? anyway i love this and you totally rock!! xoxo :)
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“If you save the life of one person, it is as if you saved the world entire.”      - Jewish Proverb
Jun 12th
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“If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would...”
– Buddha
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theeway-youmove asked: HELLO TANK YOU FO CALLING TECH SUPPORT.
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huskyenthusiast-deactivated2011 asked: THANKS! :D

My brother lives in Houston so I can try to check it out while I'm down there but yeah it's quite a drive. I live in Plano which is a little above Dallas. That sounds really sweet though. :]
Jun 12th
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huskyenthusiast-deactivated2011 asked: haha. :) i don't need any, but i like volunteering. porque?
Jun 12th
huskyenthusiast-deactivated2011 asked: hahah it's what my next door neighbor said to me when i told him we couldn't be together after 11 years because he's not jewish and my parents were constantly flipping a shit :(
Jun 12th
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eskimonazi: “it’s like i’m a capulet and you’re a montajew” This is exactly what happened in my class!!!!!
Jun 12th
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Anonymous asked: i think that you're really brave for posting things that you really care aboutt...and not just pictures of random girls on beaches. like your blog actually expresses who you are,, LETS BE FRIENDS
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